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Cognitive Relax Strips | Stress Relief Formula

Cognitive Relax Strips | Stress Relief Formula

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Description

Calm down. Stay sharp. Non-drowsy. Unfuxk Cognitive Relax Strips melt on your tongue with L-theanine from green tea, traditionally used to support a calm, focused state without making you want a nap. No pills, no water. Why people reach for...

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Calm down. Stay sharp. Non-drowsy. Unfuxk Cognitive Relax Strips melt on your tongue with L-theanine from green tea, traditionally used to support a calm, focused state without making you want a nap. No pills, no water.

Why people reach for it

  • L-theanine, traditionally used to support a calm and focused state
  • Non-drowsy, so it fits a workday, not just a wind-down
  • Dissolves on your tongue in seconds, sugar-free and pocket-sized

How to use

Place one strip on your tongue when things get loud in your head and let it dissolve. One strip a day.

What is inside

L-theanine from green tea in a sugar-free strip. Full supplement facts are on the label.

The fine print we are proud of

  • Made in a GMP-certified, FDA-registered facility
  • Third-party lab tested, certificate of analysis available
  • Sugar-free, with no unnecessary fillers
  • Backed by a 30-day money-back guarantee

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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Shipping & returns

THE "UNFUXK YOURSELF" GUARANTEE:We hate hard-to-cancel subscriptions and bad products. If you don't feel the difference, email us within 30 days. We'll make it right. No awkward interrogations.SHIPPING: Orders placed before 2 PM ship same-day.

Key features

Liver Armor: Turmeric and Andrographis help process toxins.Stops the Spin: Rapidly settles the stomach.Zero Sugar: No glucose crash, just recovery.Pocket-Sized: Fits in your wallet for the club or brunch.

WHY PILLS ARE OBSOLETE

The science of sublingual delivery.

Absorption Speed

95%

Liver Support

100%

Morning Regret

0%

Nausea Reduction

90%

  • I went from staring at the ceiling praying for mercy to actually making my 9 AM meeting. It doesn't erase the shame of what I did last night, but it erased the headache.

    Always Partying

    Jake D

    Verified customer

  • AFFORDABLE YET HIGH-QUALITY GEAR. THE STORE OFFERS FANTASTIC VALUE FOR MONEY. MY POCKET AND MY FITNESS ROUTINE ARE BOTH THANKING ME.

    Value for Money

    THAI R

    Verified customer

  • MORE THAN A GYM STORE – IT'S A WELLNESS WONDERLAND! FROM SUPPLEMENTS TO SELF-CARE PRODUCTS, THEY CATER TO EVERY ASPECT OF HEALTH.

    Wellness Wonderland

    PETER T

    Verified customer

Key Ingredient

  • Turmeric

    Inflammation

  • Andrographis

    Liver Detox

  • Electrolytes

    Hydration

  • Chicory

    Digestion

  • Vegan

    Plant Based

  • Sugar-Free

    No Crash

FAQ's

Everything you need to know about Unfuxk Fast-Dissolving Oral Strips. Learn about sublingual absorption, shipping, and our 30-day guarantee. Zero sugar, instant onset.

Contact us

Get in touch

hello@unfuxk.com

The average response time is 24 hours.

Our customer support operates from Monday to Friday, between 8:00 AM and 8:30 PM.

Speed and purity. Gummies take 45 minutes to digest and are full of sugar/gelatin. Our oral sleep strips dissolve in seconds under your tongue, delivering Melatonin and Valerian directly to your bloodstream for near-instant effects.

No. Unlike heavy prescription sleep aids, our rapid-dissolving formula metabolizes quickly. You get the help falling asleep, but the ingredients clear your system by morning so you wake up refreshed, not like a zombie.

Most users feel the "heavy eyelid" effect within 10–15 minutes. We recommend taking one Unfuxk Sleep Strip right when you get into bed.

Yes. We use non-habit forming ingredients like Valerian Root, Lavender, and Melatonin. They are safe for nightly use to help regulate your circadian rhythm.

No water needed. The strip melts on your tongue instantly. Perfect for keeping on your nightstand or taking on a plane.

If you have at least 4 hours of sleep left, yes. If you need to wake up in 2 hours, we recommend skipping it to avoid morning drowsiness.

Yes! If you are sensitive to Melatonin, you can easily tear the strip in half for a lighter dose.

Absolutely. It is one of the most effective ways to reset your internal clock when traveling across time zones.

Zero sugar. We use natural fruit flavors (Raspberry Mint) so you don't have to worry about dental hygiene right before bed.

Yes. If stress is keeping you awake, take a Cognitive Relax Strip 1 hour before bed to calm your mind, then the Sleep Strip right at bedtime.

UNFUXK YOUR MORNING

ENERGIZE YOUR DAY

Last night was legendary. This morning is a tragedy.Unfuxk Hangover Rescue Stripsare your ultimate damage control. Formulated withTurmeric,Andrographis, andElectrolytes, these strips dissolve instantly to support liver detoxification and rapid rehydration. No swallowing giant pills while you're nauseous. Just peel, melt, and bounce back before your 9 AM meeting. Say goodbye to the "Sunday Scaries" and hello to functioning like a human again.

How to use

  • PRE-GAME

    Smart drinkers start early. Take one strip before your first drink to prime your liver and load up on antioxidants before the damage starts.

  • MORNING AFTER

    Waking up in the danger zone? Takeone stripimmediately upon waking to settle your stomach, clear the fog, and speed up recovery.

  • THE CHASER

    Hydration is still key. The strip handles the toxins and inflammation, but you need to drink16oz of waterto fix the dehydration.

  • LIGHTNING SHIPPING

    We ship within 24 hours. Because you can't wait for relief.

  • ZERO SUGAR

    100% Bioavailable ingredients. No fillers, no glucose crash.

  • 30-DAY GUARANTEE

    If you don't feel the difference, we refund you. No questions asked.

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